Fox News Audience Just 1.38% Black. Frankly, I’m surprised that many African-Americans subject themselves to Fox Noise Channel.
RNC Wishes Medicare A Happy Birthday By Covering Up Their Party’s Anti-Medicare Record. Pay no attention to the truth behind the curtain. Republicans LOVE Medicare. Republicans have ALWAYS loved Medicare. Repeat it often enough, and you just might start to believe it.
More People Getting DVDs From Library Than From Netflix Or Redbox. Proving definitively that free is a very good price.
Sarah Palin Shows Obama How To Lead By Example. When will Barack Obama get serious and help Caribou Barbie kill illegal Brown People as they attempt to sneak through our southern border?
Porn Star BLASTS Fellow Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress. Don’tcha just LOVE a good cat fight??
Resembling Rick Perry Could Make You Famous. The ability to project an uber-macho homoerotic air of patriotism is a plus in Texas.
Gingrich Calls On U.S. To Attack Iran And North Korea. Is it just me, or is Gingrich suffering from the political equivalent of “penis envy”?
Black Republicans Make Movie To Tell Black People To Stop Being Slaves. The real news is that there are African-Americans out there who haven’t yet realized that Republicans hate them.
Julia Roberts Ate Entire Pizzas, Gained Weight For ‘Eat, Pray, Love’. Talk about suffering for your art, eh??
Right-Wing Pundit Phyllis Schlafly Decries Government Assistance For ‘Unmarried Moms’. The really sad thing about Schlafly’s mean-spirited rant is that no Republicans have repudiated her…because they think she’s right.
