Silver Lining for Sandra Bullock: She’s Hollywood’s Highest Paid Actress. No, money can’t buy happiness, but when you make $56 million a year, you might just be able to rent it for awhile.
In campaign mailer, Ben Quayle discusses raising a ‘family’ by posing with girls who aren’t his. Just when you might have been thinking that politicians might have ethics…silly wabbit.
Lou Dobbs: GOP Crossing The Line On Immigration. When Lou Dobbs is your party’s voice of reason, you have to know that you’re totally f——d.
Brit Tabloids Get Excited Over a Bunch of Naked Dudes on a Boat. Ten naked dudes on a boat. Cue the penis puns, eh? Now if there were only some close-ups….
Kyl’s Same Old Bag Of Tricks: Accuses Kagan Of Lying, Just Like He Did With Sotomayor. When you have no cogent, coherent argument…well, dishonesty and character assassination are ALWAYS good options, no?
SMARTPHONE SMACKDOWN: New BlackBerry Torch vs. The iPhone 4. If everyone’s trying to be like the iPhone, why wouldn’t you just buy an iPhone?
How To Get Deleted from Sarah Palin’s Facebook Wall. Dissent will NOT be tolerated….
Feds Admit To Saving Body Scan Images From Security Checkpoints. Coming soon to a fetish porn site near you….
What Recall? Toyota’s Now Back To Soaring Profits. The lives of those who died due to Toyota’s oversights? Just a cost of doing business, I suppose.
FBI Demands Its Logo Be Removed From Wikipedia. The first rule of FBI is that you don’t talk about FBI….
