Hello, I’m an Idiot Who Thought Vitaminwater Was Healthy. Uh…wait a minute…. It’s got “vitamin” right there on the label. How can it NOT be healthy??
Is It Weird For Laundromats To Boast That They Psych Test Their Employees? Uh..yeah, it is. Deeply, disturbingly wierd.
Republicans Looking At Raising Social Security Retirement Age. When you have no relevant ideas, why not try to f—k the middle class?
Advice: Don’t Show Up to Court with Weed. Especially if you have two outstanding assaults warrants out on you. DUH….
Turkish Groom Accidentally Kills His Father, Aunts During Wedding Celebration. Mama, don’t let your baby grow up and bring an AK-47 to his wedding. Really. Trust me on this one.
Obama Plays Basketball With NBA Stars LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, And More. After the game, he announced that he’d be taking his talents to South Beach.
Study: ‘Toning Shoes’ Don’t Actually Tone Anything. Great; now how am I supposed to get that tight ass and those sculpted legs I’ve been promised??
John Boehner on Repeal of 14th Amendment: ‘It’s Worth Considering’. Because when you get right down to it, the Constitution is only useful insofar as it supports the Republican agenda.
Deficit Frauds Boehner And Pence Can’t Answer How Tax Cuts For Wealthy Will Be Paid For. Well, if things get really messed up, they can always use the Monopoly money Boehner keeps in his office.
More Workers Face Pay Cuts, Not Furloughs. That’s the beautiful thing about a deep recession: employers realize that they can treat their employees like disposable commodities. Remember, they’re not people; they’re units of production.