August 15, 2010 5:45 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

iPhones Help Cops Solve Crimes By Capturing Everything You Type, Do. Here’s a hint: if you’re planning on a career as a criminal, buy a Blackberry.

Liz Cheney, Whose Dad Dismissed Public Opinion On Iraq, Now Outraged That Obama Is Ignoring Prop. C. OK, who’s going to break it to Cruella DeVille that Missouri’s vote has no legal significance…because federal law trumps state law. Duh….

Marital Trouble? Consider Divorce Insurance!. OMG…I just LOVE America…don’t you??

Stimulus Money Helps Homeless Schoolchildren. Fear not, though…Republicans will find a way to denounce this as nascent Socialism and the worst sort of “Nanny State” excess.

Uh Oh, 1 Million Pounds Of Beef Is Contaminated With E. coli. For those of us who don’t eat beef…hey, where’s the fire, man??

Pawlenty’s Plan To Extend The Bush Tax Cuts For The Wealthy: Take From The Middle Class. As if we had any doubt who the GOP’s real constituency is….

Rare Superman Comic Saves Home From Foreclosure. Is there ANYTHING the Man of Steel can’t do??

Study: Contemporary Mosques Are A Deterrent To The Spread Of Terrorism. This may well be true, but you’ll never hear it from the haters. It doesn’t fit with their narrative: that Islam is a religion of Evil and that all Muslims are America-hating terrorists just waiting to have a C4 vest taped to their chests.

Why Target And Best Buy’s Support Of Anti-Gay Bigots Is Going To Change The Way You Shop Forever. Welcome to the dawn of a new era, when buying something is no longer merely a purchase. It’s a political statement.

Glenn Beck Compares Obama’s America To ‘Planet Of The Apes’. There should be little doubt about who the biggest ape is….

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