What Does Your Gay Hookup Site Say About You? Hmm…apparently, more than you might have thought. Whodathunkit??
Callers on Bachmann’s tele-townhall go unchallenged when they claim Pelosi has a drinking problem. Of course not; why would Republicans want to piss off their base??
Public Menace? Las Vegas Wants To Ban Gigantic Hula Hoops. If the biggest public health and security concern you have is the unregulated use of Hula Hoops…well, how ‘bout you just sit down and shut up??
CO GOP candidate worries bike-share program ‘may not be compatible with our state constitution.’ When bike-share programs are declared unconstitutional, only Communists will ride bikes.
Coffee Shops Say Free Wi-Fi Is Bad For Business. Whaddya mean some people take up a table for hours and only order a single cup of coffee?? I resemble that remark….
Iran Digging Mass Graves For U.S. Troops In Preparation For ‘Extensive War’. A little blustery propaganda designed for domestic consumption??
Krispy Kreme Accidentally Gives Customer $5,000 Box Of Donuts. DUDE!! Those donuts were AWESOME!!
Ellison Responds To Pawlenty: He’s So Desperate To Be President That He’s Willing To Dishonor The Constitution. Most Republicans will say and do ANYTHING to become President. It’s like ambition eats away at whatever integrity they may once have possessed, leaving them a craven, soulless shell of their former self. Then again, when it’s all and only about political power….
‘Other Guys’ Poster Disarmed In San Francisco. Only in “Baghdad by the Bay”….
Woman Arrested Over Wet T-Shirt Complaints At Florida Children’s Water Park. Since when is being an attractive, well-endowed woman a crime??
