Study: iPhone Users Have More Sex. Yes, it really IS true. Trust me. ;-)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hopes For Senate ‘Return To Collegial Bipartisan Spirit’. Right. And I hope the Tooth Fairy will leave a couple of $100 bills under my pillow tonight.
Newt Gingrich’s Ex Speaks Out, And It’s Ugly. Yes, America…Newt Gingrich is a VERY special kind of asshole. This is news?? Didn’t we know this in 1994?
Newt Gingrich Just Wants America To Give Him Cookies. Uh, did I mention that Gingrich is a VERY special kind of asshole??
Flight Attendants Grounded Until They Slim Down. If you dream of a career as a flight attendant, but you’re a little bit on the zaftig side, you might just want to avoid Turkish Airlines. You can thank me later.
Mississippi Governor Claims Non-Toxic Oil Is Now Basically Toothpaste. I’ll believe it when he brushes his teeth with it.
Pop-Tarts Open Times Square Pop-Up Store With Pop-Tart Sushi. Is it just me, or should this be considered a crime against humanity??
Rahm Emanuel Characterizes Washington Culture As ‘F—-nutsville’. And he’s the only one with the balls to call out Washington for what it really is.
The Republican and the hair band. And this is why you just might want to boycott Target.
White House: Anti-Muslim Rhetoric Spurred By Mosque Debate Not Yet ‘Dangerous’. Perhaps, but it is exceedingly racist and highly offensive.
