Michelle Malkin Decries Scourge of Librul Comediennes Saying She Has Testes. Ah, but Malkin saying all sorts of nasty things about Liberals is…what? Just trafficking in truth? Malkin’s merely reaping what she’s sown.
Libertyville, IL, Thinks Your Tattoos Lack Moral Fiber. Today, tattoos. Tomorrow, they’ll be smoking dope in the village square. Then, how long before they’ll want to fornicate in City Hall and call themselves “Liberals”??
NY Rep.: Obama’s ‘Trying To Have It Both Ways’ On Ground Zero Mosque. And Peter King’s trying to curtail freedom of religion if it doesn’t involve Christians. What’s your point?
Bristol Palin Legally Prohibited From Bad-mouthing Levi Johnston In Front of Tripp. Yeah, like THAT’S going to last….
Chinese Milk Accused Of Sprouting Boobs On Babies. Uh…that’s a bad thing, right??
Parisian Thieves Use Breasts to Distract and Rob Man at ATM Machine. Yeah, that sounds about right. Men are pigs, aren’t we?? ;-)
Prison companies could profit from Arizona’s immigration bill. I’m shocked- SHOCKED!!- that graft could be taking place in Arizona.
Republican tax plan smiles on millionaires. Wow…you could have knocked me over with a feather when I heard the news….
Contradicting FBI Information, Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert Insists ‘Terror Babies’ Exist. The beautiful thing about Gohmert’s argument is that it requires you to disprove a negative…and even if you could do that, it would take about 20 years.
Controversial Pill Can Change Children’s Sexual Orientation. Cue the righteous, hyper-religious outrage in 4…3…2….
