Hamas Leader: Ground Zero Mosque Must Be Built. Yeah, this is JUST the voice of reason we need to inject into this debate, eh? Cue the righteous, fever-pitch outrage of Islam-haters in 4…3…2….
Rand Paul: Obama Is Forcing The EPA ‘Down Our Throats’. Barely a day goes by where Paul the Younger doesn’t demonstrate that he’s an even bigger idiot than we might have thought.
Was Tila Tequila Attacked with Feces by Raging Juggalos? And I have NO earthly idea what “Juggalo” is…but I’m thinking that if it can toss feces at me, it’s probably something I’m going to want to avoid.
Court Says California Mall Can’t Ban Customers From Talking To Each Other. Yes, this is AmeriKKA, where you can ban shoppers from talking about anything not shopping-related. Or not.
The Great Starbucks Bagel Grammar Foofaraw. The heinous crime committed by our protagonist? Uh…how inappropriate usage of bagel-related grammar?? Yeah, that’s a beat-down looking for a place to happen.
Smile! Aerial Images Being Used To Enforce Laws. Big Brother really IS watching….
Howard Fineman: Why The GOP’s New Culture War Issues May Burn Them. Grassfires, once started, can be difficult to control once the wind starts to blow.
Ann Jones: Afghan Women Have Already Been Abandoned. True; the plight of women in Afghanistan is merely the latest ruse employed by those with an entrenched interest in continuing our involvement in an unwinnable war.
Stanley McChrystal To Teach At Yale. His first course? “Covering Up Friendly-Fire Deaths of Former NFL Football Stars”. Extra credit will be given for lying to the parents of the deceased.
CHINA BECOMES WORLD’S SECOND-LARGEST ECONOMY. To the surprise of absolutely no one….
