August 22, 2010 6:13 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

British Beating America In Crucial Military Crotch-Protection Technology. Don’tcha just HATE it when America is playing catch-up? Especially when we’re trailing a Third World country like England??

Rand Paul’s Answer To Kentucky’s Drug Epidemic: Help ‘Rich People’. Well, who do you think the drug-addicted psychos are going to rob??

Cows, Tumbleweeds Still Denied Right To Vote In Wyoming. This is unfortunate, since cows and tumbleweeds are considered a crucial base of the Wyoming Tea Party.

The New Sun Chips Bags Are Louder Than a Lawnmower. Oh, the humanity….

North Korea Ramps Up Its Social Media Presence. Well, it’s certain easier than expecting the Glorious Leader to feed his adoring populace, eh? Panem et circenses, y’all….

The New York Times Takes on Big Melons. And we LOVE big melons, don’t we? Yes, we most certainly do….

Conservative Group Cancels Ann Coulter As Keynote Speaker Over Speech To Gay Republicans. Don’tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? Yes, we most certainly do….

Chase Foreclosing On 90-Year-Old Even Though Son Is Willing To Pay. Because nothing says “PR bonanza!!” like throwing a senior citizen out into the street.

How To Weather The Economic Storm: 11 Tips From Tony Robbins. I think we can probably all use some advice right about now.

‘Black Swan’ Trailer: Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis KISS. This almost makes me want to see a story about the cutthroat world of ballet.

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