August 28, 2010 5:22 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Shakira In Trouble For Bikini Fountain Shoot. Uh…what part of “Shakira in a fountain and wearing a bikini” is a bad thing??

Brett Favre May Earn Astonishing $28 Million In 2010. And if the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl, it will be worth EVERY. SINGLE. PENNY.

Forget about the Mosque: Wedge Issues for Dummies. Divide and conquer: when you have no ideas or constructive philosophy to offer, wedge issues are a great way to fire up the American Sheeple.

Pamela Geller, ‘Queen Of Muslim Bashers,’ At Center Of N.Y. ‘Mosque’ Debate. Hatred, fear, and propaganda: nice work if you can get it, eh??

How Stephen Colbert’s Poking Fun at Iranian Culture Helps America Lube the Wheels of War. Well, it’s not going to feel quite as much like a REAL war if we don’t view Iranians as REAL people, right??

America’s healthiest pleasures: 10 ‘vices’ that are good for you. So, who says sin is always a bad thing?

Duggar kids battle chicken pox. This would be inconvenient in most families, but when your family consists of 19 snot-nosed urchins, and 12 of them have chicken pox…well, it’s pretty much DEFCON 5…if you know what I mean.

‘Star Wars’ speed-dating: A three-minute shot at the chance to stop flying Solo. How is it that these people are still single? Go figure….

The neuroscientist paralysed by love: An American neuroscientist has developed a rare condition that leaves him paralysed when he feels the emotion of love. And you thought you were afraid of commitment….

Facebook Upset that The Social Network Has Fictional Cocaine-and-Boobs Party Scene. Wow…young rich kids partying like there’s no tomorrow? Whodathunkit??

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