10 Things Destroying America’s Youth. Surprisingly, “Smoking weed while texting and receiving oral sex while behind the wheel of Daddy’s Mercedes E300” isn’t on the list….
Now Available on Brooklyn Streets: Hallucinogenic Plants. Why pay for drugs when you can pick them yourself??
US Flood Aid Equals Two Hours of Pentagon Budget. Sure, we’d help Pakistan’s suffering millions, but there are evildoers in need of killing…and that’s Job One.
NY Tea Party Platform: Relocate Welfare Recipients to Prison Dorms. “Concentration Camps” is such an ugly term…with such an unfortunate and unpleasant connotation.
Australia’s All-Male Vacation Spot Is Full of… Hot Women? Suddenly, a trip to Australia sounds…intriguing….
Mum took girl, 5, on bank robbery. Well, it was “Take Your Daughter To Work Day”.
Antwun Parker’s Mom Says Son’s A ‘Hero’. Of course, the intrepid Mr. Parker WAS trying to rob the pharmacy when he was shot and killed by a pharmacist. I suppose it depends on how you define “hero”, eh??
Prison for legally blind Waco driver over fatality. If you’re legally blind…well, let’s just say that I’m glad you’re driving in Texas and I’m living in Oregon.
Navy panel votes to discharge ex-astronaut Nowak. Well, she’s already driven non-stop from Houston to Orlando wearing a diaper. I’m not sure the Navy could do anything to ratchet up the silliness factor.
Confessions of a Sperm Donor: Hundreds of Kids. Wow…that’s going to make for some damn big (and incredibly awkward) family reunions, eh??
