Glenn Beck: ‘I Have A Big, Fat Mouth’. Ah, looks like Captain Obvious is back in town….
Iraqi Porn Is A Turn-On For Both Neocons & True Believers. Freedom may not be free…but she sure looks good with her clothes off, eh??
Domino’s Delivers Racism To Your Front Door In Under 30 Minutes. Well, that is what their commercials promise, right??
Extravagant Matt Lauer/Horse Wedding Postponed Indefinitely. Thankfully, Rick Santorum’s man-on-dog extravaganza is stilled planned for November, 2012.
Heidi, Spencer & Former Playmate Exchange Profanities Over Sex Tape. It used to be that “getting discovered” was an aspiring actor’s path to fame and fortune. Now, it’s “making a sex tape”.
A Earth, Wind & Fire Concert Turns Ugly. I didn’t think this was even possible…but OK….
Bristol Palin’s speaking fee: $14,000. And here all these years I’d been thinking that cocaine was God’s way of telling you that you have too damn much money….
Parents Won’t Leave Kids These Days Alone. Say, is that a helicopter hovering overhead??
Breastfeeding Moms Stage “Nurse-In” At Arizona McDonald’s. Nice move; you just took on the one lobby more organized and passionate than Muslim-hating, Jesus-y RepubliKKKans….
North Korea Calls Gay Dating Profile a Capitalist Dirty Trick. In fairness, their Facebook profile DID say they were looking for men.
