Should Foreign Names Be Allowed in the City Where Ground Zero Is? This is AmeriKKKa, damnit!! Act American!! Or perhaps that’s the problem….
Christopher Hitchens: Glenn Beck Rally Was ‘Waterworld Of White Self-Pity’. Ridiculously expensive. Over-hyped. Much sound and fury signifying absolutely nothing of note.
Dennis Rodman: I’ve Had Sex With 2,000 Girls. All this means is that there are 2,000 women out there with terrible, horrible, very bad taste in men…and probably an STD to show for their trouble.
Mississippi Middle School Segregates Student Government Officers: Only Whites Can Run For President. Civil rights? We don’t need no stinkin’ civil rights!!
Right-wing media attack Bloomberg for his statement supporting interfaith understanding. How DARE Mayor Bloomberg interfere with the inalienable right to hate and demonize whomever we choose??
Rick Scott Insists He Took ‘Responsibility’ For Largest Medicare Fraud In History. Yeah, and that “Golden Parachute” sure helped ease the pain and disappointment, eh??
John Mayer to Huffington Post: ‘Go F—k Yourself’. Their response? “Sorry, but we really prefer our groupies.”
Fox News Ignores Ken Mehlman’s Coming Out, Runs Zero Segments On Story. Uh…Ken who?? Gay what???
For Gaffney, protesters holding signs with “Shariah” written in “dripping, blood-red ink” is “informed opposition” to Park51. Because nothing stimulates debate like screaming, eye-bulging, forehead-vein-popping rage.
Stashitware Turns Your Underwear Into A Man Purse. Yes, nothing impresses the ladies quite like reaching into your shorts…and pulling out a two-liter bottle of Coke.
Nothing to see here: Right-wing media dismiss notion of nationwide “Islamophobia”. The guy who peed on prayer rugs at a New York City mosque? Well, he was just looking for a place to deposit the byproducts from all the Bud Light he’d consumed.
NRA Declines To Endorse Harry Reid Despite $61 Million Monument To Gun Crimes He Built Them. Hey, now THAT’S some fine example of gratitude, eh? It’s OK, though; Reid’s a Librul…and the NRA hates dem bleeding-heart Libruls, don’tcha know??
Man Tortured Girlfriend For 4 Days Over Facebook Post, Police Say. Someone has WAY too much time on their hands….
World Bikini Sports League FINED. Wait a minute…there’s a World Bikini Sports League??
