The Billionaires Bankrolling the Tea Party. And you thought that the Tea Party was a legitimate grass-roots political movement? Silly wabbit…it’s actually a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries, perhaps the single most evil, venal conglomerate on the face of the planet.
Anti-Bailout Tea Party Group Puts Millions In Bailed-Out Bank. And you thought that the Tea Party was a legitimate grass-roots political movement? Silly wabbit….
Advocacy Group to Represent Somali Muslims. Rule #1: You can’t used trumped-up charges of “parking violations” to justify denying Muslims the right to build a mosque. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to the 1st Amendment to the US Constitution. That whole “freedom of religion” thing just might surprise you.
Some Playground Equipment Being Removed for Safety Reasons. Hey! Huntington, WV!! You’re the fattest city in the country!! YER DOON IT RONG!!
Medical Marijuana Ad on Television. It was followed immediately by a Doritos commercial.
Bolton On Running For President In 2012: ‘I’m Not Saying No’. And Job One will be going to war with Iran…because if there’s one thing a good, patriotic, neoConservative American understands, it’s the importance of permanent war. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EAST ASIA!!
Woman Assaults Obama Supporters At Glenn Beck Rally. Freedom of speech: available only to the Rabid Right.
Females’ Right to Drink Free on Fridays Upheld. What self-respecting guy would argue against the rights of women to drink heavily in bars on Friday nights? Hell, it’s the only way some guys can get laid….
In 2008, Sarah Palin Had No Idea Who Her ‘Political Heroine’ Margaret Thatcher Was. Hell, in 2008, Caribou Barbie didn’t know where England was.
Minnesota returns Mississippi River islands to Wisconsin. The next provision of the peace treaty is a prisoner exchange on the I-94 bridge over the Mississippi River near Hudson, WI.
Satanic church wants religious equality. This shouldn’t present a problem…unless they decide they want to build a place of worship near Ground Zero.
Kirkland woman accused of sex with adult son she had given up for adoption. Well, thank goodness she wasn’t a teacher, eh? Otherwise, we’d have to work on manufacturing the required righteous indignation.
