September 5, 2010 4:53 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

US ‘Operation New Dawn’ Begins In Iraq With Change Of Command. General Robert Pattinson is the commander of US forces in Iraq. Colonel Taylor Lautner will be responsible for protecting hot young Iraqi women from vampires.

Democrats unlikely to repeal tax cuts for the rich. It’s now official; Democrats in Congress have no balls. Or souls. Or anything even vaguely resembling moral courage.

911 Caller: ‘I Need A Hug And Hot Chocolate’: Man Dialed 911 From Hot Tub, Police Say. Police weren’t suspicious until he said he needed a hug.

‘Housewife’ Teresa: How We Blew $11 Million. Things began to go south when they couldn’t stay within their budget for hookers and blow….

Women’s groups call out political sexism. What? Women are held to different standards than men?? When did this happen??

Cable News Ratings: Fox News Takes Top 11 Programs In August. Which only serves to demonstrate how thoroughly stupid and easily manipulated the American Sheeple truly is.

Police: SD teen wanted to be ‘infamous sociopath’. There’s nothing quite like dreaming big, eh??

BP spent $94M on ads during spill. Because controlling public perceptions of the oil spill is a whole lot easier than actually cleaning up said oil spill.

Jim Traficant, Ex-Congressman And Convicted Felon, Will Be On The Ballot Again In November. And that dead weasel on his head? IT’S BAAAACK!!!

The Taliban vs. the Mosque. Yes, the terrorists have won. Really. And idjits like the screaming ninnies protesting the “Ground Zero Mosque” are the ones who gift-wrapped the victory and handed it to al-Qaeda. Nice work, morons.

San Francisco Says No Bacon on Mondays. No meat on Mondays?? Git a rope….

The 10 Dumbest Maggie Gallagher Quotes. Man, you’d have to get up very early and work pretty hard to find someone more openly and aggressive ignorant than Maggie Gallagher.

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