Tea Party Senate Candidate Hates Masturbation. Sometimes, the headlines…well, they just write themselves, knowhutimean??
The Winner (Loser?) Of The Absolute Worst Masturbation Story. And now, for your cringe-inducing, “There but for the Grace of God go I” listening and dancing pleasure…. ;-)
Domino’s Worker Uses Customer’s Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas. Uh, dude…that’s not white sauce….
Fellowship Of the Libtard Will Expose Frodo Tea Baggins’ Racism. ‘Cuz teabaggers and racism go together like strippers and professional athletes, don’tchaknow??
Make All Your Bordello-Managing Dreams Come True Via eBay. Man, you can buy ANYTHING on da Interwebs!
Ryan Knocks GOP Tax Cut Fantasy: ‘I’m Not One Of These People Who Says That All Tax Cuts Pay For Themselves’. Besides, we can always blame Democrats for the deficit this plan will exacerbate, right? Of course we can.
Democrats Release New Film ‘Pretty Woman II: The David Vitter Story’. Sadly, most Louisiana voters…Just. Don’t. Give. A. Damn.
Puppy-Throwing Girl Caught in Bosnia. Too bad the UN can’t seem to do the same thing with Serbian war criminals.
Poll: 71 Percent Of Americans Still Blame Bush For The Current Economic Woes. And yet a sizable portion of the American Sheeple will vote Republican, because…well, it’s easier than thinking.
Will Barack Obama Love America Enough on 9/11? Or will he defer to his Islamofascist, America-hating masters and act like the Kenyan he is?
First Woman To Be Executed In Virginia In 98 Years. Ken Cuccinelli is just PRAYING that he’ll be the one who’ll be chosen to flip the switch.
“Bacon Is Like A Little Hug From God” Designer; Nicodemus Green. Yes, it certainly is…a hug from an all-seeing, all-knowing, benevolent, and loving God.