September 10, 2010 4:23 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Fierce States’ Rights Warrior Rick Perry (R-TX) Requests Nearly $1B in Aid from Oppressive, Socialist Federal Government. And as soon as the recession is over, he’ll make sure that Texas secedes from the evil, blood-sucking, Socialist union. G——-n Libruls….

U.S. Helping To Bail Out Afghanistan’s Biggest Bank. And yet little is being doing for American taxpayers in need of similar assistance.

Your Post-Craigslist Guide to Buying Sex Online. Hey, its’ da Interwebs; you can find ANYTHING if you just know where to look.

GOP Candidate Ken Buck Falsely Blames Federal Government For Imaginary Decline in Schools. That’s the beautiful thing about being a Republican; you get to make up statistics as you go. Because facts are for losers and Liberals.

Morrissey: Chinese People Are A ‘Subspecies’. And so are English musicians who think that their divisive opinions are deserving of being widely broadcast.

Maybe Arizonans should worry about their white-supremacist problem. Or is it only considered a problem in Arizona when Brown People kill White Folks??

Lindsey Graham Gets It Wrong On The Stimulus. Gee, whodathunkit? Economic policy designed to pander to teabaggers is inaccurate? Perish the thought….

Jan Brewer Admits She Was Wrong About Beheadings. “That was an error, if I said that”. Really; is the Governor now claiming that she was possessed by aliens or evil spirits??

‘9/11 Christian Center’ Preacher Draws Pathetic Crowd to First Service. Who Would Jesus Hate? Well, apparently hatred and bigotry as legitimate theology isn’t quite the drawing card the good Pastor was thinking it would be.

Man Sets House On Fire, Dies In It, After Losing Home To Homeowners’ Association. Problem solved. Or not.

White House correspondent for mediate.com tweets he is having a heart attack. You might be addicted to Twitter if….

CNN Poll: Number of people who say economy in very poor shape on rise. The rest are either asleep or high.

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