Fried margaritas made with real tequila. Well, this is Texas we’re talking about…where they long ago mastered the art of simultaneously getting drunk and fat.
Quran Burning Story: This Is How The Media Embarrass Themselves. This is the story of how one knuckle-dragging troglodyte used the media to make his brand of moronic hate The Most Important Thing In America. So much for objective journalism. 14:55…14:54…14:53….
The Strange Form of Torture That Swaziland’s King May Use on Protesters. Dissent may be the hallmark of democracy…but democracy isn’t exactly what we’re talking about in Swaziland, is it?
Majority Of Americans Support Letting Tax Cuts For The Wealthy Expire. I know; whodathunkit??
Swindon farmer uses bras to support farm’s melons. Insert your all too obvious boob joke here.
Best Fraud Spam Ever. OK, so it’s dishonest and immoral. Still, ya gotta give ‘em points for creativity, no?
‘Some Call Me the Sexy Russian’: Accused Weapons Smuggler Launches TV Career. It’s always good to have a Plan B.
China’s Top U.N. Diplomat: ‘I Really Don’t Like Americans’. Yeah, but our Chinese food is better….
Boy in Spiderman pajamas scoots along Ill. highway. Well, it was 2 a.m., and the poor kid still had seven miles to go in order to get to Carbondale.
Police: Driver in chase hits cruiser, smokes crack. Well, he knew he was going to jail anyway, so he figured that he might as well get his money’s worth.
Exposure to chemical TBT causes female snails to grow penises on heads. Wow…sometimes the jokes just write themselves….
Cowboy Class? Firm Promotes Saddle-Inspired Airline Seat. Because eventually we’ll all be stacked together like cordwood. This is just another step in that direction.