September 15, 2010 5:18 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Newt Gingrich: Obama May Hold ‘Kenyan, Anti-Colonial’ Worldview. This man will say ANYTHING, no matter how hateful, inflammatory, or just plain wrong, if he thinks it will improve his political prospects. He’s like Sarah Palin with a penis, a brain, and a cheap suit.

Gingrich Endorses Social Security Privatization Part of Ryan’s Roadmap. This man will say ANYTHING, no matter how hateful, inflammatory, or just plain wrong, if he things it will improve his political prospects. He’s like Sarah Palin with a penis, a brain, and a cheap suit.

John Fund Attacks Public Workers By Claiming ‘Very Few Teachers Have Been Laid Off’. The great thing about being a neoConservative tool is that you can just make stuff up as you go along. Truth is less important than the invention of whatever “facts” are necessary to fit the required narrative.

GOP House Candidate Pantano Claims Rauf, Iran Behind Gaza Flotilla. The great thing about being a neoConservative tool is that you can just make stuff up as you go along. Truth is less important than the invention of whatever “facts” are necessary to fit the required narrative.

Are The Glasses A Dealbreaker For Buying 3D TVs?. Unfortunately, the problem with the glasses is that they make it difficult to do anything else while you’re watching TV. We’re Americans…we LOVE to multi-task….

The Onion’s John Krewson Talks 9/11 And Comedy As A Curative. Given what happened after 9.11, laughter might just be the only viable, healthy option available.

Oilsands campaign hits Times Square. Dear New York: We’re not a vast, empty, frozen wasteland. Love, Alberta. xoxoxo

Greenway cyclists ticketed by phantom cop in bogus speed trap. It’s OK; he was just trying to meet hot chicks in Spandex shorts.

GOP Rep Says Shutting Down Govt, Even The VA, Is Worth ‘The Pain’ Because Govt Is Full Of ‘Gangrene’. The great thing about being a neoConservative tool is that you can just make stuff up as you go along. Truth is less important than the invention of whatever “facts” are necessary to fit the required narrative.

Pentagon aims to buy up book. Because, as everyone knows, truth is the enemy.

Joey Chestnut Dominates Burrito-Eating Contest. You might just want to light that candle in the bathroom….

Poverty Rate In U.S. Saw Record Increase In 2009: 1 In 7 Americans Are Poor. Congratulations, America!! We’re on our way to becoming a Third World Country!!

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