Samsung Apparently Makes Rectum-Friendly Flip Phones. Well, I suppose that’s one way to be certain that no one ever asks to borrow your phone, eh?
Unlikely Republicans Trash The ‘Pledge To America’. Even Republicans have standards. Who knew??
Recall Issued For Lobster Poo Because It Might Be Peanuty. How much candy do you really expect to sell if you name it “Lobster Poo”?
Democrats Disliked; Republicans Disliked More. A pox on both their houses….
GOP Senate Nominee John Raese: ‘I Made My Money The Old-Fashioned Way: I Inherited It’. Hey, it beats working for it….
Democrats Don’t Want To Act On Taxes For Fear Of Being Criticized; Republicans Criticize Anyway. Who Could Have Predicted? Jeebus, when will Congressional Democrats grow some freakin’ balls??
Lonely, Broke And Dead Last: Dan Maes’ Sad Colorado Story. Well, you could start by not telling the lie that you were once a secret agent. In Kansas.
REVOLVING DOOR RICHES: On K Street, Hiring An Ex-Senate Staffer Is Worth $740,000 A Year. The finest democracy money can buy.
DeMint Wants To Rein In Regulations: Constitution Won’t Let Him. Hahahahahahahaha…the power to reign by decree: not yours!
Former GOP Rep. And House Candidate Tim Walberg: ‘I Really Don’t Know’ If Obama’s Muslim Or Born In U.S. How long to we have to put up with brain-dead zealots talking about something that has long since been disproved?
The Tea Partiers Who Cashed In On Stimulus & Federal Money. Yeah, too bad the stimulus was such a miserable failure, eh?
Inhofe Scoffs At The Notion That The Super-Rich Are Getting Richer. Because Republican truth is whatever a Republican needs it to be.
