September 19, 2010 4:14 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Suspecting infidelity, lover ‘chops off’ man’s private parts. SUSPECTING?? Good God, y’all; what if she was wrong?? “Oops…my bad…here’s your weenie back. Sorry….”

What you need to know about the Tea Party Express. All you really need to know is one word: “AstroTurf”. The Tea Party is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries, perhaps the most evil and venal conglomerate on the face of the planet.

Who is Christine O’Donnell. Enjoy Delaware’s GOP Senatorial nominee in all her corrupt, dishonest, judgmental, intolerant, Jesus-y goodness!!

Report: Irish Church covered up child abuse for 30 years. The Irish Catholic Church: STILL the world’s #1 when it comes to slave labor, flogging, gang-rape, and pederasty. Yay!! Rah rah!! Go Irish!!

Kris Kobach gets new unconstitutional project to work on. His business is undermining the Constitution…and business is GOOD.

Palin Advises Christine O’Donnell To ‘Speak Through Fox News’. It’s What Jesus Would Do.

Would you like some tea with your coal? No, thank you…but I will have some tea with my AstroTurf.

Huck Comes Out Against Health Insurance For People With Pre-Existing Conditions. Mike Huckabee is a living, breathing testimony to the reality that “Compassionate Conservative” is the ultimate oxymoron. What Would Jesus Do? He’d set them adrift on an ice floe.

Former GOP New York Sen. Alfonse D’Amato Rips Paladino As ‘Dangerous,’ ‘Mean Spirted,’ Unfit For Office. Come on, y’all; the man’s been busted for forwarding emails containing pornography, bestiality, and advocating birtherism. What more do you really need to know?

Morals, Morals! Conservatives At The Values Voter Summit. Why is it that Conservative act as if they’re they only ones who possess “values”? Progressives certainly have our own values, most of which involve rejecting the intolerance and smug self-superiority that Conservatives stand for.

Republicans Want To Cut Federal Spending But Have No Idea What Programs To Cut. No ideas, no plans, no clue. Why would we want to give them the keys back?

IHOP Sued By Obscure Pancake Restaurant. Damn…and here I’d been thinking that pancakes and cheap hyper-religiosity went together like stripper and professionals athletes.

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