Man Busted For Masturbating Near Public Beach! Sometimes the jokes…well, they just write themselves, don’t they?? And there’s no truth to the rumor that he once worked for Christine O’Donnell’s campaign.
Jimmy Carter: Ted Kennedy Cost America National Health Insurance Decades Ago. Really? Is it really necessary to dance on Kennedy’s grave? I’ve never been a huge fan of Jimmy Carter, but this is lower than I would have ever expected a former President to sink.
Trace Adkins: Tea Partiers “Don’t Want Their Conservative Leaders To Reach Across The Aisle;” But Rather “Leer Across The Aisle And Give Them The Finger”. It’s a pretty sad commentary when your party’s political philosophy can be succinctly summed up in two words: “F—k you”.
Arthur Sulzberger: ‘We Will Stop Printing The New York Times Sometime In The Future’. They’ll just start sending iPads to their subscribers.
Miami-Dade Unemployment Rates Rises to 14.4 Percent. Remind me again why Florida votes Republican??
Free Bacon! OMG!! The only thing that could possibly be better would be a contest offering FREE SEX!!
Alaskan GOP Death Match: Lisa Murkowski vs. Joe Miller. Wherein Lisa Murkowski attempts to put the lie to the rumor that “Moderate Republican” is an oxymoron.
Shareholders Say “Voltron Unite!” To United-Continental Merger. Before long, there will be only one airline, we will pay whatever inflated prices they ask for miserable, dismissive service…and we’ll damned grateful for the privilege of flying Continental-United-American-Delta-Northwest-Southwest-JetBlue Airlines.
The Definitive Guide to What to Do If Your Eyeball Pops Out. Somehow, if your eyeball pops out, I doubt you’re going to be thinking about reading the instructions for putting it back in.
The most important race you don’t know about — yet. This might just be the year when Governor Goodhair gets taken down. The thought of a Democrat as Governor of Texas is almost too much to hope for…but it just might happen.
The Secret Gay Loved Ones of Homophobic Politicians. And you thought it was easier being a hateful bigot.
Man Files Suit Alleging Sam’s Club Ruined His Love Life. Hmm…I shudder to think what the claim might be….
