Do Not Post Pictures of Strippers on the Hood of Your Cop Car on Facebook. OK…this seems self-evident, but it’s probably sound advice nonetheless.
Michael Enright, crazed student charged with stabbing Muslim cabbie, told cops he was a ‘patriot’. He also said he wanted his mommy.
Ohio Democrat Chair Fires ‘F-Word’ At Tea Party. Chris Redfern Makes Emotional Speech Before Steel Workers. An understandable emotional reaction. A lot of us are sick to death of Tea Party cretins who can’t think but have no problem reacting.
This Week In Tabloids: David Beckham’s Call Girl Tells All. The David allegedly paid her $10k to do the horizontal bop, and all she had to say was, “I’m not impressed”? What’s next, “The last time I saw something that small it had an eraser on the end of it”?
Get Out The %@$ing Eggnog, It’s Christmastime At Home Depot. It’s barely Autumn…and Christmas is fully three months off. Someone in Home Depot’s marketing department deserves to die a horrible, painful death. ;-)
Dear Angry American, Joining the Tea Party Is NOT Your Only Option. Sadly, it’s probably the easiest option. After all, if you’re angry, you sure as Hell don’t want to be thinking, right?
Mich. School bans birthday cupcakes. OH NOES!! IT’S THE ATTACK OF THE NANNY STATE!! Must. Summon. Faux. Outrage.
Biden’s ‘Republican Tea Party’ Remarks Spark Backlash. The truth hurts, eh? Yes, it most certainly does.
Calif group airs anti-tea party ad in Times Square. Hey, it’s free speech…one of them there Constitushional-type valyews the Tea Party says they love…right? Or does freedom of speech only apply to them?
“Pledge to America” Unveiled by Republicans (Full Text). Say hello to the 2010 GOP Contract On America. It’s not as if there are actually any news ideas in their treatise.
Russian Lawmakers Consider Branding Hands Of Corrupt Officials. Or you could just cut off their penis; it would probably be more effective.
Growing Number Of GOP Candidates Oppose Abortion In Cases Of Rape, Incest. Not only are Republicans lacking in compassion, they also hate women. Remind me again why these fools deserve to be elected….
