DELAWARE (AP) Responding to widespread allegations initially assumed to be attack politics, Christine O’Donnell’s campaign manager yesterday released a statement confirming that the senatorial candidate was “with child” and that it was a 21st century miracle, but that the pregnancy would not impact her ability to continue a focused campaign, saying, “Christine is in excellent health, and is still every bit as energetic, crazy, and determined to win as ever.”
It’s not every day I’m gifted with a headline like this, eh??:
Visibly Pregnant Christine O’Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception
Normally, I’d steer clear out of topics that have been stitched together from rumor, innuendo, whisper campaigns, and propaganda, but Tea Party Republicans seldom do, and my longtime reader Bob has outdone himself. I’d be willing to bet that if enough people humped this meme around da Interwebs, we’d have Fox Noise Channel on it before long. That alone would be worth the price of admission. The ONLY thing better would be the discovery of the long-rumored Christine O’Donnell sex tape (long-rumored because I just made it up right now). Surely, you don’t think she was playing pinochle on that Satanic altar, do you?
Yo, Bob…Gretchen Carlson on line two…. ;-)