(Ed. note: This weekly feature is not meant to insult or impugn anyone’s personal beliefs…or lack of same. It’s meant to highlight the hypocrisy inherent in so much of modern Christianity. As Gandhi once said (slightly paraphrased), “It’s not Christianity I fear. It’s Christians I’m afraid of.” Remember, when Fascism comes, it will be wrapped in a flag, endorsed by Fox Noise Channel, and carrying a Bible.)
Conservative Evangelical Splinter Group Forms To Oppose Gay Clergy. Well, that certainly answer the basic question of Who Would Jesus Hate, eh??
Shameless Schemers Like Sarah Palin, the Tea Partiers and Right-Wing Christians Trying to Start a New Religious War Against Muslims. What are a few thousand dead Muslims if it helps to keep the haters, bigots, and zealots in power?
Arch-Conservative U.S. Christians Help Uganda ‘Kill-the-Gays’ Bill Stay Alive. What are a few thousand dead homosexuals if it helps to keep the haters, bigots, and zealots in power?
President Obama’s Religion: Christianity 101 For The Willfully Ignorant. If you’re too stupid to grasp the simple, basic reality that President Obama is a Christian…well, why are the rest of us even wasting breath and energy on you?
Martin Luther King, Jr. Was A Social Justice Christian. Hmm…has anyone notified Glenn Beck of this heresy??
The Right Attacks Obama’s Religious Advisors. Well, duh…they’re Libruls. How can they be faithful Christians when they’re waiting to get their marching orders from Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi??
Pastor Terry Jones Defends Quran Burning On ‘Hardball’. Why this sorry excuse for a man of God is getting media exposure defies description. You could fit his knowledge of Christianity into a shot glass…and still have room left over. Christianity is not a cloak to disguise your abject hatred of those who think, act, and believe differently than you.
Daisy Khan: ‘When Will Muslims Be Accepted?’ Well, if Franklin Graham has anything to say about it, it won’t be until they renounce Islam and become born-again Christians.
God Strikes Brazil with Cataclysmic Fire Tornado, Gay Adoption To Blame. If only they’d listened to the fine, upstanding Christians at the American Family Association, all of this could have been avoided.
Islamophobia: Stoking Fears about an American Community. Despite what the haters and zealots might have your think, “Muslim” doesn’t not translate literally as “terrorist”. If it did, you’d have to accept that “Christian” has the same translation…or have you forgotten about Scott Roeder, Paul Hill, Eric Rudolph, and Timothy McVeigh?
FacePalm of the Week: Apparently Christians Can’t Be Bigots. But Christians CAN claim that those who don’t think in the same hateful, prejudiced manner they do are bigots. The oppression of the majority, don’tchaknow??
Franklin Graham Forgets His Tradition. I’m not sure this is necessarily true. Graham’s father was an intolerant, bigoted, anti-Semite totally convinced that his flavor of Jesus- and ONLY his flavor- was the true and only Christianity. It would seem that this apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree of bigotry.
Stephen Hawking: God NOT Needed For Creation. Cue the foaming at the mouth calls for a fatwa from Right-wing Christian zealots in 4…3…2….
Will Glenn Beck’s Creepy “Black Robe Regiment” Use Churches to Sway Voters? When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag, endorsed by Fox Noise Channel, and carrying a Bible.
Joe Miller Campaign Funded By God, K Street. Because, as any REAL American knows, God is a Republican.