October 4, 2010 5:11 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

Tea Party Coloring Book Teaches Kids That A High Tax Rate ‘Takes Away Jobs and Freedom’. It’s never too early to begin the indoctrination process, is it? Onward, Christian Soldiers, marching as to war…because soon you probably will be. If you can’t fill a child’s mind with hatred and fear…well, where’s the fun in raising children?

Teenager Who Pooped in Wrong Car Won’t Go to Jail. No, instead he’s joining the Army. Something about the punishment fitting the crime…..

LeBron James: Race Played Role In ‘Decision’ Backlash. Does anyone REALLY think that a White player would have been subjected to the same expectations, anger, and vitriol if they’d done something similar?

Medal Of Honor Winner’s Family Shut Out Of White House Because Grandson Wore Shorts. Uh…WTF?? I hope for the sake of someone’s job that they have a good explanation for this.

DeMint Rejects Idea That ‘Government Has To Do Something’. Because, to DeMint’s way of thinking, a country should be able to run itself. Uh, isn’t that what government is??

Keillor: Bachmann is ‘embarrassing’ to Minnesota. What’s sad is the number of Minnesotans who aren’t ashamed…or embarrassed. My native state is turning into a laughing stock.

Most Tea Partiers Think Free Trade Agreements That Tea Party Candidates Support Are Bad For The Country. Because ultimately, Republicans want Tea Party votes, even though most of them have little intention of following through on promises they’ve made to teabaggers.

Jesus Communicator Sends Us Poorly Written Cease-and-Desist Letter. Christianity: The official religion of the delusional and the heavily medicated.

With Dems like these, who needs Republicans? Anyone care to explain to me why Ben Nelson has a “D” behind his name? Man, with friends like this, who need enemas??

Carl Paladino: Pay No Mind To My Love Child — Cuomo Had An Affair! If there’s one thing that Republican teabaggers know, it’s hypocrisy…and few channel it better than Carl Paladino. What a miserable example of human scum.

The Vuvuzela Returns: India’s Commonwealth Games are Screwed. Man, if the vuvuzela isn’t reason enough to bomb South Africa back to the Stone Age, I don’t know what is.

Here’s the First Official Photo of Your Next North Korean Despot. When brutal dictatorship is the family business, succession is always a concern.

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