We’re Driving Our Mobile Home Straight to the Promised Land. Hey, it’s not like we’ve got much else lined up.
‘This Is an iPhone,’ Jim Lehrer Announces. Ah, Captain Obvious has a new gig- on PBS. Nice.
‘Worship Satan’ Spray-Painted On St. Louis Mosque In Second Act Of Vandalism In As Many Weeks. Because as any REAL Christian American knows, Muslims deserve to be despised, marginalized, discriminated against, and treated as second-class citizens. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
Michigan AG Mike Cox Refuses To Discipline Deputy For Anti-Gay Hate Speech. Because as any REAL Christian American knows, gays deserve to be despised, marginalized, discriminated against, and treated as second-class citizens. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
Paladino On Confronting Reporter: I Was Protecting My Family. Uh, yeah…except the subject of your family never came up. The reporter was asking what evidence you had to support your claim that Andrew Cuomo had engaged in an extramarital affair…and yes,Paladino is a liar and a thug.
Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter. Apparently, Larry Craig was busy.
McDonald’s Denies It’s Dropping Health Care Benefits. What? They didn’t think anyone would be paying attention?
Rep. Broun Claims Federal Government Will Be Calling Your House Every Day To Make Sure You Eat Your Veggies. “Socialism of the highest order”? Really? Methinks perhaps someone needs to have his medication adjusted??
Post Office Says It’s Too Cool To Abide By Credit Card Merchant Agreement. “Rules?? We’re the Postal Service…we don’t NEED no stinkin’ rules!!”
Merkley: Senate Obstructionism Is ‘Damaging the Other Two Branches of Government’. Could the “World’s Greatest Deliberative Body” be any LESS deliberative??
Graph: What the Pledge to America costs. And guess what? It will cost more than President Obama’s budget. I know; what a shock. So much for the party of fiscal responsibility, eh??
Phone Number On Chad Ochocinco’s Cereal Box Is Actually Sex Line. Remember, kids; the key to continue financial success when you’re a celebrity is diversification!