Sound The Sharia Alarm! Campbell’s Makes Halal Soups. OH NOES!! MUSLIMS!!! WHY DOES CAMPBELL’S SOUPS HATE AMERICA SO??
Maine Gov Candidate Paul LePage Outraged By Non-Existent ‘Tax On Bull Semen’. When you’re a Republican, you get to make stuff up. No one’s going to call you on it…but it’s not like you have anything positive to offer, anyway….
Bristol Palin’s Music Video Even Worse Than Levi’s Somehow. Though, to her credit, Palin was nominated for “Best Original Ice Dildo.”
Income Inequality Makes The Poor More Conservative. Yep, nothing like repeatedly voting against your own interests, eh?
Hero Judge Throws Attorney In Jail For Not Reciting Pledge of Allegiance. Yay, AmeriKKKa!!!
O’Donnell Accuses ‘Liberal Media’ Of ‘Character Assassination’. MAN BITES DOG…film at 11….
Rand Paul Stand By Call For $2K Medicare Deductible. Because if you’re poor, you don’t deserve health care. The GOP health care plan: 1) Don’t get sick. 2) If you do get sick, die quickly.
How the Phone Companies Are Screwing America: The $320 Billion Broadband Rip-Off. I know; phone companies ripping us off…whodathunkit??
Obama: Election Groups ‘That Receive Foreign Money’ Are A ‘Threat To Our Democracy’. Uh…shouldn’t he be talking to the US Chamber of Commerce about this??
Vanity Fair On The ‘Real’ McCain: ‘A Ruthless And Self-Centered Survivor’. I know…not exactly breaking news is it??
Poll: Lieberman Trails Badly In 2012 Re-Election Bid. Can any reasonable person claim to be surprised? Or saddened by the news?
Newt Gingrich Calls Democrats “The Party Of Food Stamps”. OK, so how about we call the GOP what it is: “The Party of Greedy, Self-Absorbed Assholes Who Care Only For Themselves And Their Wealthy Benefactors”….
