New Unemployment Figures Show That You’re Still Unemployed. Wow, thanks for clearing that up…I’d almost forgotten.
SC GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Nikki Haley Wants Drug Testing For Unemployment Benefits. Because no decent American will be safe until every last lazy, shiftless, freeloading unemployed American is shamed and demonized.
Sharron Angle Believes Sharia Law Is In The United States. And I believe that Angle may well be in need of being forcibly medicated.
Is Meg Whitman Spending Her Way To Defeat In CA? We can only hope….
Gwyneth Paltrow Will Not Give You a Blow Job. No matter how nicely you ask….
David Vitter Continues Race-Baiting Ads. Because when you’re a moral black hole and you can’t compete on the issues, you’re only real shot lies with scaring good, God-fearing White Folks with the specter of evil, out-of-control Brown People.
O’Donnell Fibs Again: ‘Passion Of The Christ’ Work Was Non-Profit. Because truth is for losers and Liberals. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
Update! AFA Blogger Still Knows Jesus Wanted That House To Burn Down. When you have a dedicated line to the Almighty, you learn things that mere mortals can’t possibly hope to know.
Angle’s Pastor Calls Reid’s Mormon Religion A Murderous Cult. So…I’m wondering how this uber-Jesus-y hypocrite would explain the Crusades….
Ken Buck Falsely Asserts: ‘I’ve Never Said We Should Privatize Social Security’. Hmm…I wonder if Buck has ever heard of a little thing I like to call “fact checking”?
Poor People Eat Regular Donuts, Rich People Brunch On Gourmet Doughnuts. Wow…the rich really ARE different.
Joe Miller Endorses Government Shutdown, Says McConnell Has Put It ‘On The Table’. Because “Republican Leadership” really IS an oxymoron.
