October 16, 2010 5:45 AM

Things I think I might be thinking

I Like It on the Kitchen Counter & All My Facebook Friends Know It. No, guys…”it” isn’t what you’re thinking it is….

The Very Useful Idiocy of Christine O’Donnell. Is “stupid” the new “smart”? It certainly seems to be for the GOP, who have discovered that there’s gold to be mined in the lowest common intellectual denominator.

George W. Bush ‘Holed Up’ in Texas: Not Much Demand For Former President. Well, the man’s a miserable excuse for a human being and The Worst President EVER &copy. Karma sure can be a real b—-h, eh? Yes, it most certainly can.

English Defense League Riots in Britain. When you do it, it’s the worst sort of oppression imaginable. When we do it, we’re merely standing up for and protecting the White race.

Feingold opponent slams subsidies but employs prison labor. Who needs a minimum wage when you have a never-ending supply of slave labor handy?

Karl Rove Accuses Obama Of Having An ‘Enemies List’. Yeah; it’s no fun when you think the tables have been turned on you, is it? That’s OK, though; because being a Republican means you can make up accusations without having to burden yourself with the inconvenience of having to prove anything.

Glenn Beck: Tennessee Fire Department ‘Had To’ Let House Burn Down to Prevent ‘Obamacare’. Because, as any good, God-fearing Christian patriot already knows, all that is Evil in this country stems from Obamacare. Insurance companies deserve to have the right to terminate coverage of pre-existing conditions and to institute lifetime caps. It’s called “Capitalism”.

Limbaugh: ‘Some people are just born to be slaves’. And I guess some people are just born to be evil, mean-spirited, compassion-deprived bigots.

UK’s Anti-Islam Party Forming ‘Strong Links’ With Tea Party. Because hatred knows and respects no boundaries.

The GOP’s War on Climate Science. Science is the enemy…and you know how much the GOP hates book learners.

New ‘Bubbler’ App Will Get Anyone Naked. No…no…a thousand times NO!! No matter how nicely you ask, you can’t try it out on a picture of me.

Student finds GPS on car; FBI demands it back. Yeah, we got busted. Now shut up and give us back our GPS…terrorist.

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