Is Obama Really A Gay, Mexican, Suicide-Bombing, Anti-Christ Pimp? No, but there are plenty of (really, really phenomenally, unbelievably stupid) people out there who do. And they vote. Jeebus, but we are totally f——d….
McCain Tells Tea Partiers: GOP Is ‘Party Of Hell No’ And Fox News Is ‘The Best Place To Get Your News’. It’s official; the GOP has become the party of Idiocracy…and John McCain is the Idiot-in-Chief.
Outraged, and Outrageous. Pamela Geller may not be the sorriest excuse for a human on the Rabid, Foaming-At-The-Mouth Right…but she’s pretty damn close.
The Man Who Never Was. John McCain used to be a man of principle….ah, Hell…who am I kidding? McCain’s one and ONLY principle is his own self-interest. The man will say ANYTHING to advance his political prospects…even if it directly contradicts one of his previously-stated policy positions.
Employers Continue to Discriminate Against Jobless, Think ‘The Best People Are Already Working’. Yes, that’s right; dismiss the unemployed because…well, clearly we’re useless- otherwise we’d already be employed, right?? I can only hope that there will be a reserved parking space in Hell for people like this.
The Very Useful Idiocy of Christine O’Donnell. Well, if nothing else, she’s made it possible for comedy writers to work overtime.
Is it High Time to Legalize Cannabis?. I have one very simple question: If alcohol is legal and socially acceptable, the why isn’t marijuana?
How Not to Win Your Estranged Wife Back, by David Arquette. Uh, yeah…begging her to come back and their airing your dirty laundry to Howard Stern? Stay classy….
Please Don’t Ever Photograph These Seven Things Again. Really. Seriously. We’re not kidding. Thank you. That will be all.
Pat Sajak Wonders Whether Pubilc Employees Should Be Allowed To Vote. I wonder if Pat Sajak should be allowed to have an opinion?
Video: Indiana GOP Candidates Would Force Raped Women to Carry Fetuses to Term. Go ahead; try to convince me that these idjits aren’t terribly, horrible, very bad excuses for human beings. I dare you.
Iott Accuses Dem Of Orchestrating Attack On His Nazi Reenacting. Yep, nothing like taking responsibility when you get outed for being a closet Nazi-sympathizer, eh? That’s why Rich Iott is casting blame elsewhere.
