Jessica Alba Has Been Digitally Undressed. How cool is it for dateless World of Warcraft addicts when a little CGI creepiness can render the object of their droolling affections sans culottes.
Vitter Worried About Mexicans Getting Through Louisana’s Border Fence. Man, I had NO idea that Louisiana borders Mexico.
‘US’ Chamber Of Commerce Hosts Seminars With Chinese Gov Officials To Teach American Firms How To Outsource. Clearly, America just has too damn many jobs….
Man Loses iPod, Accidentally Impregnates Wife. Whoops….
Challenge: Win an interview with President George W. Bush. Five questions I’d like to ask the former President? Hmm…. 1) How come you’re not on trial in the Hague on war crime charges? 2) How does if feel to be responsible for the worst economy since the Great Depression? 3) How does it feel to be responsible for the deaths of thousands of young Americans in Iraq? 4) Why did you think it necessary to lie your way into an immoral war in Iraq? 5) How do you sleep at night?
Steele Claims No GOP Candidates Are Calling For A Government Shutdown. Denying objective reality does not render said objective reality moot.
Fox News Analyst: I Get ‘Nervous’ When I See Muslims On Planes. And yet I’d bet Juan Williams could wax righteously indignant when someone talks about getting nervous when they see a Black person.
Beck Hawking Survivalist ‘Food Insurance’ Disaster Kits. Ah, the 21st century version of a snake-oil salesman.
Koch-Funded Americans for Prosperity Pushes Koch-Funded Prop. 23 At Official RNC Rally In California. The finest democracy money can buy.
Palin Endorses Raese In PA — But He’s From West Virginia. To quote Keith Olbermann, “That woman’s an idiot!!”
Ms. O’Donnell, meet the First Amendment. Jeebus, what a freakin’ idjit….
Meet Jimmy McMillan, Founder and ‘CEO’ of the Rent Is 2 Damn High Party. Finally, a politician with a platform I can get behind.
