GOP House Candidate Mike Kelly: ‘There’s Stuff To Be Cut. What Is It? I Can’t Tell You.’ Because then I’d have to kill you.
Crack Politico Investigative Reporters Discover ‘The Real Bo Obama’. Because nothing says “I’m a SERIOUS investigative journalist” like profiling the President’s dog.
Beware Muslims wearing ‘garb’. They’re dangerous, they hate America…AND they’re FABULOUS!!!
Right After Calling For Social Security Privatization, GOP Senate Candidate Claims To Oppose Privatization. Because here in Oregon, not even rank, shameless hypocrisy will be enough to defeat Ron Wyden.
Charles Krauthammer Has His Finger On the Pulse of ‘the Peasants’. Why are the American Sheeple scared? Because Charles Krauthammer says so!! And Krauthammer knows scared!!
Dick Armey: Dems Are Voting Early To Commit Voter Fraud. The only “voter fraud” occurring here is that Democrats may well be (GASP!! HOW UNAMERICAN!!) voting for Democrats. Since when is committing democracy to be considered “voter fraud”?
Revealed: More Corporate Donations To The U.S. Chamber’s Partisan Attack Fund. The finest democracy money can buy….
Illegal Alien Army Mobilizes For Cash-Strapped Commie Democrats. And you thought ACORN was dead….
Newsweek Poll: Obama Approval Rating Up To 54%. So much for the President being a failure, eh??
Taylor Momsen Bares Her Underage Breasts to a Shocked Nation. Who in the Hell is Taylor Momsen…and why would any sane person want to see her “underage breasts”??
KFC, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Taco Bell And A&W Combine To Make The World’s Worst Pizza. Yeah, this is why you’re fat…and destined to die from clogged arteries
Support For Veterans Shows Sharp Partisan Divide. So, who REALLY loves the troops? Hint: it ain’t Republicans.
