Charlie Sheen’s Hooker Reportedly Nude, Screaming, Met Denise Richards. Man, THAT had to be awkward, eh??
Tea Party Nation: Vote Out Rep. Keith Ellison Because He’s Muslim And ‘Supports’ Terrorists. Yeah, and having a ZERO rating from the American Conservative Union means the guy is OBVIOUSLY an America-hating Islamofascist lackey.
Rand Paul Supporter Admits Stomping On Woman’s Head. Why do the phrases “Brown Shirts” and “Kristallnacht” keep coming to mind??
Palin Claims Rubio’s Ideas Are ‘Mavericky’ And ‘Taking On The Establishment’. I’d give my take on the absurdity of making up words as you go along, but I’m tired of refudiating Caribou Barbie’s unmedicated lunacy.
Top 6 Established Laws Tea Partiers Claim Are Unconstitutional. I’d write about the sheer, unbridled absurdity and ignorance inherent in these positions, but I can feel my brain cells dying as I’m thinking about it.
Christine O’Donnell Says Prayer “Plays A Direct Role” In Her Campaign. Well, it was either that or regular doses of Thorazine.
Colbert On Ken Buck: He’s Not A Gay-Baiter, He Was ‘Born That Way’. He can’t help that he’s an ignorant bigot; it’s hard-coded in his DNA.
“Rape Me” Posters By Columbia A Capella Group Surprisingly Unpopular. Gee, whodathunkit??
Study Documents Chamber of Commerce Takeover Of Supreme Court. Well, it IS the finest jurisprudence money can buy, no?
After Changing Law To Remove 2-Term Limit So He Could Have 3rd Term, NY Mayor Bloomberg Wants To Restore It. One person’s rank hypocrisy is another’s guiding philosophy. This is what happens when you believe yourself to be superior to mere mortals.
Juan Williams Supporters Threaten to Stop ‘Watching’ NPR. Uh, do you want to tell them that the “R” in “NPR” stands for “Radio”…or do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here??
NPR Receives Bomb Threat After Juan Williams Firing. Silly Conservatives…Twix are for kids….
