October 26, 2010 6:55 AM

Today on the Idiocracy Channel....

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

  • Martin Luther King, Jr.

Yesterday was a Monday pretty much like any other…except for the strange aura of rampant stupidity and weirdness that seemed to hover in the ether like some sort of malevolent Dark Angel. Perhaps it’s just that the midterm election is a week off. Perhaps there’s a shortage of certain important psychotropic medications. Or perhaps there were just more heavily unbalanced people that usual out on temporary furlough. Whatever the reason, yesterday seemed to welcome those unbalanced souls with axes to grind with open arms. Think I’m kidding? Check these examples out:

  • Blame It On The Black Guy. Finally, a modicum of honesty about their agenda: it really IS about Barack Obama’s race. Quelle surprise…I’m as shocked as you are.

  • Blame It On The Community Organizers Black Guy. Silly wabbit; you thought ACORN was dead. In actuality, they’ve simply taken their evil, Black Supremacist agenda underground…and they’re waiting for orders from Barack Obama. How do I know this? Because Jesus the GOP told me so.

  • No Wonder Short People Can’t Get No Lovin’. Because exhaustive scientific evidence (OK, the heavily medication hallucinations of a Republican Congressional candidate from Massachusetts) have conclusively proven that homosexuality is JUST LIKE being short. Hey, if Gays can’t serve in the military, why should short people be allowed in? “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tall”, don’tchaknow??

  • I’m REALLY Going To Have To Swear Off Sex After This. Maricopa County Sheriff was spotted trying to get into Caribou Barbie’s panties giving Sarah Palin a pair of pink panties. And I just know that I’m going to be spending the rest of today trying to scrub that image from my brain. Ugh…. I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so….

  • Apparently The Stiletto Heels And The Lycra Mini-Skirts Weren’t Obvious Enough. A town in northern Spain is requiring prostitutes who work the side of the road to wear reflective vests. Why, yes…they do glow in the dark…AND they’re real!!

  • Book Learnin’ Is An Evil, Insidious Liberal Plot. Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, thinks edumication is the source of what ails us. She’s also managed to convince a number of her classically educated unmedicated friends that mobs with pitchforks and torches are WAY better than the edumicated Librul Elite.

  • I Only Like Democracy When I Can Control The Outcome. Ohio Republican John Kasich REALLY loves the democratic process…oh, except for the part where people want to ask him questions.

And you wonder why I think sheeple am stupid….

NURSE!! WHERE’S MY THORAZINE???

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