October 30, 2010 5:36 AM

When you vote, remember which party brought us to where we are

Ohio McDonald’s Urges Employees To Vote Republican To Keep Getting Benefits And Raises. Remember, Massa knows best…so, if you value your job, you’ll vote as you’re told.

Conservatives Push To Hurt Sen. Murkowski’s Write-In Bid … By Packing List Of Write-In Candidates With Over 100 Names. Because democracy is only really useful to Conservatives when they can manipulate the results in their favor.

Angle To Reporter: I’ll Answer Questions ‘When I’m The Senator’. Until then, y’all can just go f—k yourselves. It’s What Jesus Would Do. Gott mit uns….

Breitbart To Provide ‘Analysis’ For ABC News On Election Night. Which is a big reason why I won’t be watching ABC News on Election Night. Yeah, right; WHAT Liberal Media??

DOJ To Monitor Polls In Harris County, Sheriff Joe’s Turf. Because when the Rabid Right begins crowing about “voter integrity”, it’s code for committing their own flavor of voter fraud.

Tea Party Candidates Imploding Nationwide. Because you can only run on smoke and mirrors for so long before people begin to figure out that you’re a clueless idiot with no ideas save for a lust for power.

Tea Party Express Doesn’t Help Image With Tancredo Endorsement. No, but it absolutely lays bare just how clueless, vapid, and morally vacant these folks truly are.

Tea Partiers and the Need for Anger Management. Being mad as Hell may feel good, but it’s a damn poor way to run a country. Right; anger is guaranteed to cloud your judgment…unless you’re voting.

The Fury Failure. So, you’re mad as Hell. So what? Now what??

A movement without a compass. It’s hard to navigate when anger and blind rage are your compass.

‘Fox & Friends’ Lies About Chicago Ballots For Soldiers, Inmates. Because lying is what Fox Noise Channel does…and democracy only works for Conservatives when they’re able to manipulate the results of elections to their advantage.

Meg Whitman Wins Bidding for One-Way Ticket to Hell…. Yeah, she may have spent close to $150 million of her own money in her quest for the statehouse in California, but she’s still a mean-spirited, self-absorbed Republican…and a crummy excuse for a human being.

Making Ignorance Chic. Ignorance is generally not a good thing…unless you’re a teabagger. You believe the Earth is flat and HIV/AIDS is God’s revenge upon homosexuals? No problem; you’d look GREAT running for the Senate, don’tchathink??

Palin: Twitter Proves Obama Is Coddling Ahmadinejad. I’m pretty good at turning a phrase when I have to, but I’m not certain I have the chops to do justice to the depths of this not-ready-for-primetime stupidity.

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