November 18, 2010 4:55 AM

A celebration of the TSA keeping us safe from the Evildoers

Lawsuit: Airport search indecent. Of course, that soft, shapely, naked breast could well have been hiding a bomb. You just can never be too careful, knowhutimean??

How to steal a body-scan picture. What…don’t tell me you were thinking that the TSA was actually serious about protecting the privacy of travelers?? Silly wabbit….

‘Stop touching me!’ TSA’s security pat-down of 3-year-old girl caught on camera. Well, her Hello Kitty bag did look kinda suspicious….

If you won’t submit to screening, you won’t fly, TSA says. We’re the TSA…and WE decide when or if you will fly, Comrade!

‘Porno Scanner’ Scandal Shows the Idiocy of America’s Zero Risk Culture. Security Theater of the Absurd has little to do with actual security. It has everything to do with creating the illusion and the feeling of security.

When Your ‘Junk’ Is Touched at the Airport, Thank a Republican. Because they’ve spent so much time thumping the drums of war that they can’t bring themselves to recognize when our liberty is at risk from a system designed to protect our liberty.

Body scanners, pat-downs violate law and privacy. Besides, the federal government shouldn’t be in the soft-core porn business.

Don’t Punch TSA Agents. I realize that it’s tempting, but they really do think that they’re protecting you by groping you.

Facing Scrutiny, Officials Defend Airport Pat Downs. Right; perhaps if you stall long enough, you won’t end up having to do anything at all.

TSA Officer Punched in Body-Scan Fracas. It was only a matter of time….

TSA boss: Our pat-downs turn up “artfully concealed objects”. And tampons look like dynamite sticks on the scanner. So, is TSA planning on requiring women to remove them to prove that they’re not bombs?

In airports, public is guilty until proven innocent. TSA clearly believes that all Americans are potential terrorists, and as such, they must prove they’re safe and worthy of being allowed the supreme privilege of boarding an airplane and being treated like cattle.

TSA Agent Guilty of Ineptitude, Not Sexual Assault. Why is a TSA screener given a free pass for behavior that would end up forcing most of us to have to register as a sex offender?

Stupidity, Security, Freedom, and a TSA Alternative. When you can’t be held accountable for ineptitude or invading the privacy of Americans, you can pretty much do what you want.

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