November 17, 2010 7:21 AM

Hey, I'm unemployed. Maybe I should run for President?

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

inigo.jpgI don’t know about you, but I’m tired of every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinking that they’re qualified (and therefore deserve) to be President. Being President isn’t like being in charge of Student Council or the Chess Club. It’s not something that people do because they’re bored and they’re arrogant enough to think they could do it better than the current President.

‘Course, I’m currently unemployed, and I did stage a write-in campaign for Texas Governor once upon a time, so it’s not as if I’m a political novice (An idiot, perhaps, but certainly not a novice….). And I hear the job pays pretty well….

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