Security Theater Gets Up Close and Very Personal. Hmm…so now exploding testicles are a potential threat to the Homeland??
DC Metro Announces New Ridership Record for Stewart-Colbert Rally. So there just might be a future for sanity, then??
One More Way A GOP Win Will Destroy The Economy. Because the GOP is clueless…and far more concerned with ideological fealty that creating sound, effective policy.
Wyoming GOP Rep. Claims People So Worried About Taxes They’re Planning To Die This Year. You have to know you have a progressive, brain-wasting disease when crap like this is the best you can come up with.
Deficit Down Under Democrats. Biggest Cause Isn’t Spending; It’s Lack Of Tax Receipts. It’s difficult to pay taxes when you have no job.
Awesome Criminal Somehow Nabbed. Perhaps, but you can’t spell, dude.
David Broder: War With Iran Will Save Economy, Obama Presidency. Sure, it will kill a few innocent Iranians, but it’s not like they’re real people, right??
Juror Screws Up Murder Trial by Asking Bailiff Out on a Date. Oops…man, why else would you want to be on jury duty??
Soon We’ll Be Drinking Recycled Pee — Some Of Us Already Are. Hmm…well, that would certainly explain the funny taste in Portland’s water supply….
Man Who Raped Daughter in Dungeon: ‘My Favorite TV Show is Two and a Half Men’. Yeah, and we hear that Charlie’s a big fan of you, as well….
Campaign Ads 2010: The Good, the Bad and the Funny. I miss political ads like a miss having a car battery wired to my testicles.
Tottenham’s Benoit Assou-Ekotto Rips Into “Dirty Prostitute Shagger” Rooney. Hey, how about telling us how you REALLY feel??
