Surprisingly, Family Man Charlie Sheen Files for Divorce. Mueller is seeking primary physical custody of their two kids, while Sheen wants primary physical custody of any and all cocaine and porn stars. It’s always the porn stars who suffer the most….
Keith Olbermann Suspends ‘Worst Person’ Segment In Wake Of Sanity Rally. No, it won’t ensure that sanity emerges victorious, but dialing things down certainly is a step in the right direction.
GOP ‘Pork King’ Says He Has Votes To Take Over Powerful Earmarking Committee. Hal Rogers: the best democracy money can buy.
GOP Message For Businesses That Worked With Obama: We Won’t Forget. Remember, it’s not about moving America forward. It’s about political power.
‘John Boehner: Stop Using My Dad’s Name as a Punchline, You Asshat.’ My admiration for Roseanne Cash knows no bounds.
‘Unlawful And Dishonest’: Vets Furious That Prudential Collects Interest On Military Death Benefits. Don’tcha just LOVE capitalism??
House Republicans Still Can’t Name Any Programs They Would Cut To Pay For Bush Tax Cuts. Of course, this election wasn’t about details, remember?? It was about rage and unfocused anger.
Jon Stewart: Democrats May Be Delusional, but Fox Is Downright Dangerous. He’s right, of course- not that anyone in the Mainstream Media will actually give him credit for that.
Rand Paul Explains His Support For Plutocracy: ‘There Are No Poor…We All Work For Rich People’. That’s right; we’re either serfs or oligarchs, exploited or exploiter. Don’tcha just LOVE AmeriKKKa??
Alaska Senate Race Going To Come Down To Alaska’s Spelling Skills. AmeriKKKan democracy: the finest political system propaganda and anonymous Right-wing millions can buy.
Cantor ducks on tax cuts, deficit. Silly wabbit…details are for losers and Liberals!!
The 13 Best Political Parodies Of The 2010 Midterm Elections. No, you’re not going to change reality…so you might as well be able to laugh, eh??
