Camper mauled by lions while showering in Zimbabwe national park. Yep, the ONLY thing worse that having to fight a pride of hungry lions is having to do so while, wet, soapy, and naked.
Sharron Angle May Not Be Leaving The Political Spotlight Anytime Soon. Because ignorance and racism are stubborn stains that don’t easily wash out.
The Crazy Class Of 2010: Meet The New GOP Stars. We’re here, we’re crazy as a herd of March hares, and we’re going to lead America forward to the 17th century!!
Top Contenders For Committee Chairmen Are All Men, Nearly All White…Most Have Deep Ties To Industries They Will Soon Oversee. Congratulations, America…this is what you get when you swallow the propaganda without question.
Oklahoma is Safe from the Scourge of Sharia. Oklahomans should be grateful to their Conservative Christian overlords for protecting them from a problem that…has never existed.
Olbermann Responds To O’Reilly’s Suicide Prediction: ‘I’m Still Here, Unlike Your Humanity’. Rule #1 may be “Don’t be a dick”, but it’s a rule Bill O’Reilly clearly never learned.
Latino Voters Overwhelmingly Rejected Sharron Angle. Quelle surprise, eh??
Christine O’Donnell Bashes GOP ‘Cannibalism’ For Killing Her Campaign. Clearly, self-awareness isn’t a prerequisite to run for office as a Tea Party Republican.
Bush: I Gave The Order To Waterboard. OK, so will someone please explain why Mr. “AMERICA DOES NOT TORTURE!” is not getting his mail at a federal prison??
Starbucks Celebrates Election Day By Hauling Out Holiday Menu And Cups. Hey now; Christmas is only 50 days away!!
Dodgers Forget They Left Brooklyn In 1957, File Complaint Against Brooklyn Burger Over Logo. Somewhere warm and breezy, Duke Snider is laughing into his beer.
Will Netflix Destroy the Internet? American broadband capacity might not be able to keep up with everyone who wants to stream movies. Apparently, the Internet tubes won’t be upgraded in time to withstand the deluge of Americans wanting to download Hannah Montana movies.
Smoke Pink Cigarettes, Fight Breast Cancer. R.J. Morris: Fighting Cancer With Cancer.