I’m so desperate for a baby that I grab strangers for sex on nights when I am most fertile. And this is why I don’t go to clubs….
Dana Perino: ‘Sharia Law Allows For Stoning And Spousal Abuse’. Dana Perino said it on Fox Noise Channel…so it MUST be true.
Pollsters Warn of Polls that Impact Campaigns. So who says the American Sheeple aren’t an infinitely malleable and intellectually incurious lot?
Arnold On The Tonight Show: “No One Cares If You Smoke A Joint Or Not”. True; it’s only an issue if you allow it to be made into one. Ultimately, it’s about competence.
Bush: Waterboarding Was Legal ‘Because The Lawyer Said It Was’. Is this man the most objectionable, morally vacant excuse for a human being, or what??
Is Beer the Reason We’re Alive Right Now? Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of mankind’s problems.
Dunkin Donuts Launches Meat Munchkins. Surely, I’m not the only one who finds combining “breakfast food” and “munchkins” to be somewhat, um…creepy??
Bacon, Hot Dogs, French Fries, Cheese, Gravy, French Toast And Maple Syrup Combine In ‘Angry French Canadian’. Yet another good reason to not move to Quebec.
TrashCare: Tea Party Activists In Arizona Protest Changes In Trash Collection, New Recycling Program. What…you suddenly expected them to become well-adjusted, happy, and in control of their anger after the election??
This Photo Will Make You Wish You Lived in Alabama. Not even if it was the last beach in the world….
Palin Lashes Out At WSJ Reporter, Misquotes Story. To borrow a quote from Keith Olbermann: “THAT WOMAN’S AN IDIOT!!!”
George W. Bush on Kanye West: “Disgusting”. Jack Cluth on George W. Bush: “Criminally culpable war criminal who should be doing time as someone’s girlfriend in a federal lockup.”
