Naked Man Arrested, Hides Mouse In Rectum. Rectum?? I nearly killed ‘em!!
Fox News Discusses Return Of Gold As Everyday Currency. Seriously. Why wouldn’t they? Don’t half their talking heads shill for gold merchants??
Our Banana Republic. Hey, if God wanted you to be rich, you would have been born into a family with a beach home in the Hamptons, capice??
Social Conservative: Get Rid Of The ‘Curse’ That Is The Grizzly Bear. What do Steven Colbert and Bryan Fischer have in common? They both believe that bears are the #1 threat to America.
GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz Willing To Investigate Bush For Torture: I Have No ‘Hesitation Whatsoever’. Wait for it…he’ll be walking this back and apologizing profusely in 4…3…2….
Texas Considers Medicaid Withdrawal. Hey, if Ayn Rand God wanted you to have health care, you would have been born a doctor, ‘kay??
Rick Perry Denies Being A Secessionist On The Daily Show. He did, however, demonstrate that he has the intellectual range of a soap dish.
Former British Government Minister Disputes Bush’s Claim That Waterboarding Foiled Terror Plots In Britain. Rule #1: George W. Bush is a liar and a war criminal. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
While Warning About Fat, U.S. Pushes Sales of Cheese. If it’s good for corporate America, it’s good for your waistline.
House Republicans Name Program That Already Expired As First Spending Item They Would Cut. Now there’s some inspired leadership, eh??
Alvin Greene Considering Run For President In 2012. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
Utah Fan Takes Her Top Off At TCU Game. Wait…they sell beer in Utah??
