Fox News Chief: Obama Is A Far-Left Socialist. Right; and I’m the corporeal reincarnation of Jesus Christ His Own Self. How about y’all stop being the propaganda arm of the GOP and go back to being an actual, honest-to-God news source? Or do you just no longer care?
People Unveils Sexiest Man Alive. Damn…and once again, I go ignored. Who do I have to sleep with in order to get a little recognition around here?? ;-)
Willow, Bristol Palin Call Fellows ‘Fat,’ Use Gay Slur On Facebook. From hateful, ignorant White Trash springs hateful, ignorant White Trash, eh??
This Is the Most Expensive Diamond of All Time. $46 million? For a 24.78 carat diamond? This is exactly why I buy all my jewelry at truck stops.
Rock and Roll Will Never— Oops…. No good deed goes unpunished….
Help Choose a Name for the Prime Minister of Russia’s Puppy. After choosing the winning name, Vladimir Putin will then strangle and field-dress the puppy.
TSA founder: ‘Nobody likes having their 4th Amendment violated going through a security line, but the truth of the matter is, we’re gonna have to’. Right; in today’s paranoid, post-9.11 clusterf—k, the only way to protect our freedoms is to curtail and in some cases even deny them…but, hey; you’ll FEEL safe, right?
The Situation and Bristol Palin’s Abstinence PSA Is Unbelievably Bad. Horse, meet barn door….
I Want This Jet-Powered Mountain Bike! Christmas is coming…and for any of y’all who might be wondering what to get me, this just rocketed (no pun intended) to the top of my list.
How To Make Your Own Four Loko. Start with 12 oz. of battery acid, add a quart of frozen strawberries and a fifth of Thunderbird….
‘Ritualistic’ sex-act death involving huffed fumes cleared Chesco hotel. Jeebus…a guy gets bored and decides to engage in a bit of sophisticated auto-eroticism, and everybody goes all, like, “CALL 911!!” on him….
Tony Parker’s And Eva Longoria’s Bland Fairytale Comes To An End. Professional athlete thinks with wrong head…film @ 11!!
