November 15, 2010 6:07 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

One in 10 men surf the internet for porn - and 40% of those peek at saucy pictures while their partner is in the next room. And the other nine are lying….

Rising hookah smoking trend among Oregon youths worries public health officials. Good Lord, is there nothing that our children won’t put in their mouths??

Police say woman attacked officer with sex toy. Thankfully, the officer wasn’t naked, blindfolded, and tied to a four-poster bed at the time.

Elect to Spay program fills quickly, but low-cost spay/neuter for cats still available. Unfortunately, this year’s effort to spay and neuter teenagers is suffering from limited funding.

Expectant father allegedly lights joint at Uniontown hospital. Hey, what’s the point of being in a waiting room if you can’t get a buzz on?

If You Bet On The Patriots, You’re A Huge Dick. NEVER bet against the New York Giants if they’re playing in the Super Bowl. And you’re drunk. Nothing good will come of it. Trust me.

Why fighting global warming should be a conservative cause. Actually, fighting global warming should be a cause for everyone. Right??

The Most Intensely Horrible High School Girls’ Hurdles Race You’ll Ever See. I seem to remember from my high school track experience that going OVER the hurdles is a far more effective strategy than going THROUGH them.

Finally, Bacon You Can Cuddle. Yes, it’s true…bacon makes EVERYTHING better.

Now We Know Where Grady Sizemore’s Coffee Mug Dong Shots Came From. Um…we NEEDED to know that??

Father arrested after deputies find alcohol stored in daughter’s room, stripper pole in living room of suburban Lantana home, authorities say. No, it’s not what you think; his daughter was interning at a local strip club. It was career-oriented training.

Lonely Jose Canseco Would Like You To Call Him To Talk About His Life. Won’t you please help a lonely, broke, ex-baseball player out?? He’s lonely, he wants to talk to you, and he needs a hand.

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