Arizona Town Warns Its Residents: Don’t Drink from the Toilet. Of course, the sad thing is that some inspired leader even thought it necessary to issue a warning like this.
American Women Suck at Flirting. All it takes is one….
Jack Donaghy’s Life Lessons: 16 Pearls Of Wisdom You Can’t Live Without. Listen and learn….
Watch This Controlled Explosion Quickly Get Out of Control. Losing an erection can often be embarrassing….
Key Republican: Bush Should ‘Get A Medal’ For Authorizing Waterboarding. That would be if America engaged in torture, which, of course, it doesn’t.
Lou Dobbs Returns, to Be Ignored. Ah, the sound of one ego stroking itself….
New Haven man shot, eats lunch before going to hospital. In his defense, he’d already ordered and paid for the sandwich…and he was starving.
Ex-pastor accused of taking $83K from parish. He had no choice…the parish porn budget had been eliminated due to the budget cuts.
The 9 Most Ridiculous Facts From ‘WTF Has Sarah Palin Done?’ What, you mean after the half-governor quit on Alaska to chase the riches of partisan fear-mongering??
Man allegedly drank vodka from flask while driving in rush hour. How else do you expect a guy to get through heavy rush hour traffic?
Wilmer man accused of sexual abuse of miniature horse. This certainly sounds disgusting…until you realize that this is Alabama we’re talking about.
