Bill Clinton Films ‘Hangover 2’ Cameo. Something about being caught in flagrante delicto with an eight-ball and three Panamanian hookers….
McDonald’s and PepsiCo to help write UK health policy. And so the wolf assumed control of the chicken coop….
Police find man naked, wrecking bookshelves: A freshman was charged after police say he knocked over books and threatened library patrons. Yeah, I can still remember when I had my first beer….
Gloria Allred: Employer Told Big Busted Woman to Cover Up. Sadly, the woman’s employer failed to realize the life-extending benefits of staring at a woman’s breasts. It’s while I’m going to live to be 206…. ;-)
Underwear Angels Do Not Eat Cinnabons. This is why you never see the words “fat” and “Victoria’s Secret” in the same sentence.
Crazed Lover of Sequins Excitedly Drops F-Bomb on Live TV. He was immediately tased on forcibly administered enough Thorazine to render him incoherent…which was pretty much where he started.
Tea Party Groups to GOP: Stay Away From Social Issues, Please. Heaven forbid that government should actually do anything to try to make things better for those in need…. All these maroons really care about is smaller government, until they need a hand from said government, at which point they’ll demand an immediate response to their each and every need.
Richard Branson To Dress In Drag After Lost F1 Bet. Can ANYONE think of a single good reason why we need to be subjected to this indignity??
College Libraries Inspiring Everyone to Take It All Off. One person is a freak show. Two? Well, that’s a movement, y’all….
Voters Don’t Want Congress To Cut Extended Unemployment Benefits. Looks like Captain Obvious is in da house again….
MSNBC vs. Keith Olbermann: War of the Divas. Mine’s bigger!! No, mine’s bigger!! Actually, Olbermann’s IS bigger; without him, MSNBC is Rachel Maddow and a bunch of earnest Keebler elves.
ACORN ‘Pimp’ James O’Keefe’s ‘Teachers Unions Gone Wild’ Video Stirs Controversy. If O’Keefe didn’t have such a tenuous relationship with decency and truth, this might be interesting. Alas, he’s a smug fool intent only on seeing what and who he can tear down.
