Passenger Discovers Loaded Ammunition Clip on Phoenix-Bound Flight. Wow…if only there was some sort of system available that would keep that sort of thing from happening….
Bedbugs could irritate holiday travelers. OMG!!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
TSA chief apologizes to traveler with ostomy. In the TSA’s defense, the guy was carrying more than 3 oz. of liquid in a container….
Let Loose the Coyotes? Chicago Embraces Rat-Hunting Predators. There’s no word available yet on whether this approach will be tried on City Hall.
GOP bias found in polls that skipped cell-phone users. Hah…it turns out that the whiny Liberals were right…. ;-)
Poll: Tea Partiers Not Your Average Americans. Wow…I’ll bet no one saw this coming, eh??
Woman Who Started Fake Abortion-by-Vote Poll Fired. And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer moron.
Meghan McCain: Sarah Palin’s Media Strategy ‘Either Brilliant Or Insane’. I’m thinking that Caribou Barbie’s strategy could best be described as “brilliantly insane”, or perhaps “insanely brilliant”.
A Few Simple Mandatory Mexican Holiday Precautions. ¡¡Feliz Navidad, mi amigos!! Just remember to pick up your Mexican army escort at the border, and “to move in convoys and only during daylight hours.”
GOP Senator Reaps Millions In Pork Just Days After Backing Earmark Ban. Hypocrisy: the one truly universal and reliable Republican value…and Jon Kyl is the poster boy.
Texas Teacher in Student Sex Scandal Is Pregnant. Or, as we here in the Northwest like to call it, “going the full LeTourneau”.
Children riding school bus with sex shop advert on the back: Mums in Italy were furious after discovering that the school bus their children were travelling on was carrying an advert for a sex shop. When looking for places to successfully advertise your sex shop, it turns out that the back of a school bus is a FABULOUS idea.