The bible-thumpers of Repent Amarillo—the Texas group last seen failing to burn a Koran—have a new publicity stunt: shooting Santa’s head off at a firing range. Don’t you hate it when your enemies do something cool?
I promised a certain special someone that I’d do my best to find things to write about other than religion. While I did, and do, intend to be true to my word, at no time did I commit to not writing about the flamingly stupid among us…which brings me to today’s topic: the uber-Jesus-y, brain-dead zealots of Repent Amarillo (you’re going to have to find your own link; I’m not about to dignify these trolls). Yeah, I’ve written about these pinheads before, and I probably will again…though the novelty of their brain-dead zealotry really ain’t what it used to be, knowhutimean? If you do any research at all on these mental midgets, and I wouldn’t recommend it, it’s difficult to escape the realization that these people know and understand as much of the teachings of Jesus Christ as I do about nuclear fusion. No, we’re not exactly talking about the cream of the ecclesiastical crop here. But, I digress….
On today’s episode of “You Can’t Fix Stupid”, we find a member of Repent Amarillo making a case for…well, I have NO idea what in the Hell is going on here. I suspect it’s probably something about making Christmas once again safe for good, God-fearing American patriots. That said, I’m not certain that executing Santa is really the way you want to go about making your point. Yes, you read that correctly; for some reason, Repent Amarillo thinks it appropriate to scare children into worshipping Jesus by executing Santa Claus. Call me cynical, but methinks that perhaps some folks are guaranteeing themselves a surfeit of coal in their stockings on Christmas morning.
Yes, indeed; what better way to spread Christmas cheer and remind the kiddies about the “Christ” in Christmas than to perforate Santa Claus at a firing range??
Jeebus, but these people are idiots….
