Are you still struggling with the question of what to get the guy in your life? Yeah, you’ve already bought him every power tool known to man. He’s already got the NFL satellite TV package, the MLB Extra Inning package, and pretty much everything else a man’s man could possibly want. Ah, but I’ll bet he doesn’t have the Miss TSA Pin-Up Calendar, a calendar of women who are wearing not only what the Good Lord gave them, but doing it on TSA full-body scanners. Or at least a simulated version of them.
Sure, it requires a bit of imagination, but isn’t that what brave TSA screeners employ every day with their brand-spankin’-new soft-core porn generators/full body scanners? And isn’t this why “TSA” stands for “touching special areas”?
Anyone can sell calendars chock full of pictures of naked women. It’s takes real creativity to appeal to guys in a way that male TSA screeners can fully appreciate.
Before you buy your man yet another power tool (yawn….), get him the new Miss TSA Pin-Up Calendar. Who knows; perhaps you’ll get a little something extra under the mistletoe on Christmas morning…. ;-)
